Short Weekend

I didn’t get in any poker this weekend due to having a million other things to do. I was able to fit in a session today, but I wasn’t really playing too well so I cut it short. For the entire month I’ve been playing pretty much nothing but 2/4 and my results have been solid, running at about 15bb/100 over my last 20k. I’m going to force myself to get in another 10k before the month ends.

This weekend:

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I know exactly what you have and I know exactly what you are going to do with it.

I love this saying, it makes me giggle and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Heres an example:

$2/$4 No Limit Hold’em - 4 players
Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $697.00
Hero (SB): $589.80
BB: $564.20
CO: $566.40

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 2 club.gif 2 heart.gif
CO calls $4, BTN raises to $20, Hero calls $18, 1 fold, CO calls $16

Flop: ($64.00) 8 heart.gif 2 diamond.gif J spade.gif (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $45, Hero calls $45, CO folds

Turn: ($154.00) 9 heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $84, BTN calls $84

River: ($322.00) 2 spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $175, Hero raises to $440.80 all in …..

BTN in this hand is a little nitty. I just call the flop for a number of reasons, the most important being that the CO in this hand is a mega fish. If he calls this flop he is NEVER folding his hand. So doing anything that could potentially push him out of this pot is nothing less than retarded.

The turn lead is pretty standard for me. I don’t want this guy to take a free card with a draw he may have just picked up or try to control the pot with an overpair. Now, the really odd thing about this hand is my turn bet size. I thought about betting closer to 100% of the pot, but that puts us in an odd river spot if he calls. I would basically have to bet 100% of the pot again on the river, close to 100bb, and he will probably fold an overpair here taking that amount of heat from me. The goal here is to win his stack, so I figured betting around half the pot was correct. Heres why:

I can then check the river:

a) He will have a large enough stack for him to bet/bluff with his busted draw.

b) It will really confuse him and he will want to value bet his overpair, since now my line looks really strange. This is the primary goal of this hand, and since an overpair makes a huge part of his range now its also the most likely to happen. It is also going to confuse him even more when he gets check raised on the river. He will have no idea what to do, and ultimately since he is getting such a good price he will make a crying/wtf call. Yahtzee!

Both options A and B cover his entire hand range once he calls my turn bet. The river card changes nothing, it does not improve my hand one bit and the BTN should know that it also does not improve his hand, since I never have J9/89 in this spot.

In retrospect I absolutely should have bet a bit more on the turn, $100, just in case a river check raise fails. Also, I would only make this play against a player who I know is going to try to squeeze value out of his overpairs when I check this river. 90% of the people monkeys I play with would snap check this river and then be so happy/thankful they just won a pot if their hand holds up.


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Breaking Even is No Fun

This week has been nothing but swings and roller coasters. Earlier, around Tuesday I believe, I lost about 10 buyins in a matter of four or so hours. Then in my last hour of playing I won about nine of them back. While all this was happening I was totally clueless to being up/down that amount of money so my play was not effected.

Yesterday I played a short session and did well, about +2 buyins in 1,000 hands.

Then today I started off my session running very well. I won +2 buyins in probably 1,000 hands. And then the fun stuff… I think I lost every single hand for about 2 hours straight, resulting in a 7 buyin drop.

So, in just 3 sessions (and about 6,000 hands) I had a -10 buyin drop, a +13 buyin upswing, and then -7 buyin downswing. Pretty crazy as I haven’t experienced a swing like that in a long while.

I had to quit early today because of the beats I was taking. I know I like to believe that running bad doesn’t hurt my play at all, but it does. If I am aware that I am running bad, like I was today, then I play poor poker and it just results in me losing more. Over the past year this is probably the biggest poker accomplishment I am most proud of: Realizing that the games will be there tomorrow and theres no need to “get back to even”.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold’em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players

SB: $619.00
BB: $1,147.50
UTG: $178.20
MP: $236.00
Hero (CO): $597.00
BTN: $567.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K K (6 Players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $21.00, BTN raises to $72.00, SB folds, BB calls $66.00, Hero raises to $291.00, BTN folds, BB calls $219.00

Flop: ($657) Q 5 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $306.00, Hero calls all-in for $306.00

Turn: ($1269) 6 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1269) 6 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,269.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had 2 4 (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$669.00)
Hero had K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$597.00)

Spew

I just played about 1,700 hands and really spewed. I made an awful river raise, got 3bet, and misclick called. My hand had showdown value, but certainly not vs a bet/3bet. And to be honest my hand would have never been good vs a bet/call. It’s the worst feeling ever when that happens. Good bye one buyin!

At other times I would try to semi bluff raise huge calling stations or just make some really bad bluffs. I started the session off immediately losing about 2.5 buyins and then grinding it out and won 2 buyins total. The games were great, but I forced myself to quit because I was playing so poorly.

Today

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This month

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I will probably take the rest of the week off from poker because I have a ton of work to do. Will be a nice break since I did play a lot last week.

Today

I played a bit online today, few hundred hands, and I was in one of the best online games I have ever played in. It was only mid stakes, but the players was awful. Open limping, min betting, and min raising from literally every single player. I seriously felt like I was in a limit game where everyone else could only bet the size of the big blind, and I was the only one is was allowed to bet whatever he chose. This screen shot should give you a pretty good idea to how the game was.

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The best thing about this screenshot is 1) Obviously the VPIP/PFR/POT stats, 2) The button open limping, very common, and 3) the SB leading out for a 33% pot sized minbet on this board.

After playing online I headed to the local casino to play live. Heres a hand.

4 handed, and folds to the SB, he opens and I 3bet 4h 2h in the BB. He calls. Effective stakes are 100bb.

The flop is Ah Qh 5s. Sweet, He checks, I bet 70% of pot, he snap calls.

The turn is 3d. He checks, I pot, he calls.

The river is a 6c. He leads for some crappy amount and I raise 3x which puts me all in. He snap calls and flips up 7d 4d. I love his turn peel with 7 high.

I cant really complain (and I shouldn’t) because this month has been great. I have been playing a good amount online, a few thousand hands of shorthanded poker and am up about 10 buyins. On top of that I have already earned about $1,000 in rakeback. Sunday I plan on putting in a big online session since I didn’t play at all on Friday and only a few hundred hands on Saturday. Plus, the Sunday games are always great.

Last Few days

Haven’t had an update in a few days, but thats ok since no one reads this. I have been pretty busy and in the last five days I have played just a little over 4,000 hands of poker. That’s pretty embarassing.

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I’ve been playing pretty normal and running pretty normal as well. Today when I first sat I was on the left of a fish so I was isolating him probably 80% of the hands he limped. He didn’t like it too much and kept calling me a fag and an idiot. This was one of my favorite quotes from him after my non stop raising and 3 betting

stonewallbuck: nice job and stop f-ing around and only bet that much with AA or KK idiot

The other day I downloaded a program called SpadeEye (http://www.spadeeye.com/), which has some great uses. I use it to act as my ‘Poker Loby’ and have it display all of the tables with the players + the average stats. This way I can easily find good tables and I don’t have to deal with the crappy poker software lobby. It also acts as a buddy list, alerting you whenever one of your buddies starts playing. I recommended trying out this software. Heres a picture:

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1300 and Crashing

Full Tilt amazes me with their stupidity and laziness. For the last six months I have had major lag issues with Full Tilt, usually after playing 1,000 hands. The software starts to run really slow and ultimately crashes. I have emailed them about this numerous times and they always give me some BS reply while never addressing the problem. Since I can easily play 2,000 hands a night, but only 1,000 on Full Tilt, they are losing roughly 50% of my rake. That comes out to a few hundred a night and easily six figures a year. Oh well, their loss.

I actually ran pretty well tonight. 1,300 hands and 3.5 buyins (about 13ptbb/100 I think). You can see towards the end of the session the graph starts to trail off, a result of me having to click a button five or six times until Tilt actually ‘understood’ what I was doing. The massive clicking and lag was causing me to timeout on all my other tables and really giving me a headache. Thank god the software crashed quickly after that or else I would have gone slowly broke.

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Quick Session

I just played a quick 1,200 hand session. I decided to quit early because there were not many games running and overall that were all really tagish.

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There were no interesting hands or though spots really. However, there was a hand where a 11/6 opened from MP and I 3bet the button with AK (150bb effective stacks). He called and the flop came K72 rainbow, I bet around 70% of the pot and he called. The turn was a 5 and we checked it through. This guy was extremely tight/nitty and there is no way he gets to the turn with anything less than AK. On the river he checked, which I found interesting and decided to do something I never really do. I overbet pushed all in with the plan to make him fold a chop. I think if has better he leads the river and if he has worse he is going to check/fold. He let his timer run down and then he folded.

I am not sure if my play was right because I think I could get value from hands like QQ and JJ more often than he folds AK in that spot. Then again, I dont ever see him calling the flop with a QQ or JJ hand. So was I right?